Jack-off Journal #5
February 9th, 2010 Dear diary, today I learned that masturbation while drunk is really fucking annoying. I spent most of the night in a chatroom with my friends Britni and Carnivalesq, shooting the...
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February 3rd, 2011 Tonight I found one of my favorite male pornstars, Danny Wylde, on cam. When he saw my name in the chatroom, he said, "holy shit, is this the Epiphora?" and I just about died. He...
View ArticleThe latest threat to our daughters: James Deen, a respectful porn star
[Edit, 11/29/15: Not a stand up guy at all, it turns out. Fuck James Deen.] BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I've just learned that James...
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January 21st, 2012 After a nap with weird dreams, I got up at 10 p.m. and drank a Rockstar. Like you do. I did some work, then jacked off to Belladonna's Buttface. With a name like that, I guess I...
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